In 2004, I visited all 25 countries in Eastern Europe. You'll find the blog entries from that trip here. In 2008-2011, I returned to see what had changed since that time. With these two visits, five years apart, I accumulated enough material for my 750-page book, The Hidden Europe: What Eastern Europeans Can Teach Us.
This blog now has many excerpts from The Hidden Europe. But who the hell reads anymore? Just look at the best photos from Eastern Europe!
This map reflects how I define Eastern Europe. Eastern Europeans love to deny that they're in Eastern Europe. I tackle how and why I define Eastern Europe the way I do in the Introduction of The Hidden Europe.
Before I start my chronicle of my time in Poland, let's have a good Polish joke:
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!"
The other asks, "But how will we remember where this spot is?"
The first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, "We'll just look for this X tomorrow."
The other guy says, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?"
I crossed the Polish border realizing that I have been traveling for two months. So I was at the halfway point of my four month journey.
Then came the bad news: I am planning on seeing 20 countries and so far I have only seen 6.
See the problem?
This will trip will take more than 4 months.
So I will readjust my calendar on my web site this week.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
Although Poland is one of the biggest countries in Europe, it's only about half the size of Texas. This explains why George Bush doesn't listen to what the Polish (or any of the Europeans) have to say.
Poland was founded in AD 966 when Mieszko I, Duke of the Polanians, adopted Christianity to get official recognition from Rome. They have been ardent Catholics ever since. There's a church on every corner!
It had its glory days for a while until the 17th century. At that point Sweden and Russia marched back and forth across the territory. Seven of its 11 kings were foreigners during a 200 year period. See, Iraq doesn't have it so bad....
In the late 18th century, Russia, Prussia, and Austria greedily conspired to carve up Poland. They systematically removed Poland from the map of Europe.
Germans are efficient. This is great when they're making cars, dishwashers, and beer, but not so good when they're killing Jews.
There were over 3 million Jews in Poland before WW II. The Nazis managed to find and kill almost every single one of them. Today, 50 years after WW II only 7,000 Jews live in Poland.
I ran into a few Polish people before I got to Poland. They all told me to skip Warsaw.
I was about to do that, but since I had to go through Warsaw anyway to get to Krakow I figured I'd spend a day in Warsaw and confirm that it really does suck.
The good news is that that the Poles are wrong!
Unesco's has a World Heritage List which is made up of all the things on this planet that are cool and worth preserving.
In this trip I've seen many of the sights in each country I'm visiting. The list has never let me down. Neither did Warsaw's Old Town.
Over 85% of Warsaw was destroyed at the end of WW II. Half of its residents died. That's 700,000 people. No other Eastern European city suffered so much devastation.
The Poles rebuilt the Old Town of Warsaw precisely as it was. They did such a good job that Unesco awarded with its coveted World Heritage prize. But there's much more to see in Warsaw, so don't listen to the Polish, they don't know what they're talking about. Warsaw is great.
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention? It's a solar-powered flashlight.
OK, so I'm poking fun. Consider these famous Poles:
Speaking about the Polish Pope:
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, "Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards?"
The priest laughed, "Because, my son, I am a Father!"
The Polak scratched his head. "But I am a father too, and I don't wear my shirt backwards!"
Again the priest laughed. "But I am a Father of thousands!"
To which the Polak replied, "Well then you should wear your shorts on backwards!"
So far Krakow wins my award of the best city on this trip! Put it on your list of must see cities! This spectacular city has the biggest Old Town in Europe and two interesting side trips: the Salt Mines and Auschwitz.
The highlight of the Salt Mines is a church carved from the underground salt. This place left me flabbergasted. One well-traveled Frenchman observed in the 18th century that Krakow's Wieliczka salt mine was no less magnificent than the Egyptian pyramids. But what the hell do the French know anyway?
It's hard to describe. You get to explore a subterranean world of labyrinthine passages, giant caverns, underground lakes and chapels with sculptures in the crystalline salt and rich ornamentation carved in the salt rock. Whimsical dwarves, inspiring religious statues, and haunting figures all carved from salt stare at you in the semi-darkness. It's been worked on for 900 years. Lick the walls for some free salt!
I told a few Poles that I was going to Auschwitz. I was surprised by their response.
They had a twisted expression on their face and said, "Why do you want to go there? It's really depressing!"
I felt like replying, "Really? Darn, I thought it was going to be like Disneyland."
I know we Americans are stupid, but c'mon, are we really that dumb?
Part of me wondered if Poles wished they could sweep Auschwitz under the carpet and move on. But admission is free, so I went anyway.
Auschwitz was the most horrible concentration camp the Nazis ever made. German efficiency comes out in this ghastly killing machine. A train load of tightly packed Jews (and other victims) pulled right into camp. The Nazis quickly selected the fittest 25% to work to death for 11 hours a day on 1500 calories. Life expectancy was about 4 months.
The weakest 75% (including all the elderly, women, and children) on the train were immediately executed. The efficient Germans had to devise a way to kill them fast enough. So they were led to a chamber, told to undress, and told them they were going to take a shower for disinfection. They even had fake shower fixtures. They locked the doors and pumped in gas to exterminate 2,000 Jews in 20 seconds. Then the entire chamber would lift up like an elevator to the incineration chamber to cremate the bodies. Jewish prisoners would clean out the ashes of their brethren and then the Nazis would bring in the next batch of 2,000 Jews. A chilling invention and a sobering memorial.
What impressed me the most was the sheer size of Auschwitz. The biggest site is Auschwitz II, called Birkenau. It's enormous. A small city. It had to be because it could hold up to 200,000 Jews at a time and was constantly busy. They were in the process of expanding it when the Soviets pushed them out.
Again, don't listen to what the Poles say, visit Auschwitz when you go to Krakow.
After Belarus, Poland was a culture shock. I was so used to being the only American for miles. Now tourists are everywhere. Businesses are service oriented. There is hot water.
I haven't been over 1,000 feet (300 meters) since I started this trip. All 7 countries are pretty flat. Finally that will change.
Now I go to the High Tatra Mountains of Slovakia. I will backpack there and then head to Bratislava, the capital.
As I mentioned, I need to speed things up. So I'll leave you with....
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The Polak jumped from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the Polak. The Polak seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to his parachute, "Oh, so you wanna race, eh?"
August 7, 2004
"Can I get across the Bulgarian-Romanian border by bus or foot?"
"No," he nodded.
Huh?
"So, the only way to go to Bucharest is by train?" I tried to confirm.
He shook his head from side to side and said, "Yes."
Just when you think we've globalized, you find out that Bulgarians never got the memo that nodding is the universal signal for "YES" and that shaking your head means "NO."
That's right. Bulgarians do the opposite. This is confusing.
For example, I entered a restaurant and asked a waitress if I could see the menu. She shook her head and walked away.
Shocked by her rudeness, I turned around to leave.
She cried out, "Wait! I bring!"
"I'm sorry," I told her, "It's just that you seemed to say 'no.'"
"I know! I understand. I meant yes!" she said.
This made me wonder if Bulgaria has more date rape cases than the average country. After all, it's a country where no means yes.
Tip to all you world trekkers: You cannot cross the Romanian/Bulgarian border by foot. I tried, but they wouldn't let me through.
I had to go back to train station in Ruse, Bulgaria. Frustrated, I put my sleeping pad on a table, pulled out my sleeping bag, and feel asleep in the cold train station. Bassam, a Jordanian stomach doctor living in Romania, slept on a nearby bench. Bassam told me to contact him in Suceava, if I go. We woke up at 3:30AM to take the train to Bucharest, Romania's capital.
Although I didn't see the whole country, it's hard to go wrong in this enchanting and underrated region. Here's a map.
I know it's sacrilegious to say this, but Bucharest reminded me of Paris. It's a big city with tons of monuments and old buildings everywhere you look. It has wide, tree-lined boulevards and glorious Belle Epoque buildings throughout.
I found out after I left that it's not a coincidence that Bucharest reminds me a Paris. In the late 19th century, the French and French-trained architects completely remodeled Bucharest. They even copied the Triumphal Arch on a boulevard longer that Paris' famed Champs-Elysees.
Of course, Bucharest needs a good scrubbing and many more snobs if they really want to compete with Paris. Nevertheless, on your next European trip, skip the arrogant Frogs and go to Bucharest. From there head to the best part of Romania: Transylvania.
If you fear vampires, avoid Romania. Yes, Transylvania really exists. And I dove into the heart of the region.
What started the hysteria?
The evil prince Vlad Tepes ruled part of Romania in the mid 15th century. He got the name Tepes (meaning "Impaler") because he loved to impale his enemies. He would carefully drive a wooden stake through the victim's backbone without touching any key nerves, ensuring at least 48 hours of conscious suffering before death.
Vlad's father was Vlad Dracul, a knight of the Order of the Dragon. They nicknamed Prince Tepes "Son of the Dragon" or more simply "Dracula".
It shouldn't be called the Medieval period, but the FullyEvil period.
In 1916 Romania really wanted Transylvania, which was part of the Austro-Hungarian empire (Hungarians reminded me of this every five minutes).
Why did Romania want Transylvania? Because 60% of who lived there were Romanians (sounds like the expansionist Albanians doesn't it?). They won the war and now had a "Greater Romania." At least until the Nazis slapped them around and made them give Transylvania back to Hungary. It's pretty funny seeing all these guys fighting so hard over a bunch of vampires.
Romania agreed to help Hitler and liquidated 400,000 Romanian Jews and 36,000 Roma (Gypsies). Suddenly in August 1944 Romania switched sides, thereby saving its independence and shortening the war.
The Soviets muscled in to give Transylvania back to Romanians again! Can imagine life for these poor vampires living there? They had to change their passports every couple of years. At least they can become bats and fly away.
Speaking about evil creatures, Nicoloe Ceausescu was just bad. This heavy spending megalomaniac ran Romania into the ground after nearly 35 years. His greatest blunder was exporting Romania's food to finance his idiotic projects. In late 1989 the country was starving.
The fool and his power hungry wife tried to address the Bucharest crowd on December 21, 1989 but were booed so bad that he begged the military to crush the protests. The next day the moron and his wife tried again, but this time they had to escape in a helicopter. The military caught up to them, took them to a base, and on Christmas Day gave the entire country a much deserved present: they executed both of these jackasses by firing squad.
One of Ceausecu's insane projects was building "The House of the People". It's ENORMOUS. In fact, it's the second biggest building in the world. (The US Pentagon is the biggest.)
Ceaucsecu bulldozed numerous historic structures (including 26 churches and 7,000 homes) to make space for his 3,100 room palace. This guy was a nut. He had 20,000 workers and 700 architects working three shifts over five years to complete the structure.
Of course, a small picture doesn't really give you a feeling of the size. Trust me, it's B-I-G.
My first stop in Transylvania was Peles ("Pelesh") Castle. The summer residence of the Romanian King. It's the best castle I've seen in Eastern Europe.
Too bad they don't let people tour the upper floors. They say it's because the wood floors won't handle the pounding of all the visitors like the first floor's stone floors. That's fine, but then why did they spend all that money to remodel the upper floors? Idiots.
This Oxford educated Asian man asked during the tour was surprised to find out that Romania is no longer a monarchy. (Hasn't been one since 1947.) See, Americans aren't the only ignorant ones!
As this map shows, the majestic Carpathian Mountains form a backwards "C" in Romania. I'd love to thru-hike them. Transylvania is smack in the middle.
To avoid back tracking, I went from Busteni and hiked over the Transylvanian Alps to descend onto Dracula's Castle in Bran.
Whenever I've backpacked in Eastern Europe, I've stashed most of gear so I can travel light and fast. But since I wasn't doing a loop, I had to take EVERYTHING with me. For once I was grateful that I had lost nearly half my gear during this trip. My two backpacks were still heavy as I lumbered up the 2nd highest peak of Romania.
I had a bean and sausage soup with two nice plastic surgeons at the highest hut in Romania on Mt. Omul (which means "Mt. Human"). With just a 4 hours of daylight left, I had to boogie to get below the tree line and camp (without a tarp).
The daylight had nearly vanished when I got below the tree line and spotted a half finished cabin. OK, that's a generous description. It reminded me of the cabin at the end of the Blair Witch movie.
It was dark and dusty. I only had a pathetic red LED to light my way. The wooden floors creaked. There were several openings on both levels for anything to enter. I hadn't seen anyone in hours. The cabin appeared empty, although a spider raced across the floor. I was in Transylvania. Dracula's castle was just down the mountain. This was creepy.
I lay down on the cold, dust covered floor and eventually feel asleep. But then something woke me up in the dead of the night.
I awoke to the sound of something chewing on either my sleeping pad or sleeping bag. It was as if it was making it's way to my flesh.
My food was on my left side. This thing was clawing on my right. Could it be a bat? Will it go for my neck? Is this a dream? Or am I already dead?
Not knowing the size of the creature, I swatted at it. I hit the ground with a dull thud.
The chewing stopped.
I couldn't see anything. I didn't have my glasses. Even if I did, it was so dark that I couldn't see my hand in front of my face.
I fumbled for my red LED. I reached for my glasses. The air in the room was deathly cold.
I finally turned on the light. I could see my breath in the chilling air.
I scanned around.
Nothing.
Was it a bat? A rat? A vampire?
I'll never know.
The next morning I touched my neck. It felt normal. I packed up and took off in the freezing weather. Frost covered the grass.
I finally came to Dracula's Castle, Bran Castle.
It's kinda disappointing that most historians believe that Dracula (Vlad Tepes) may not have stayed here for long (if at all).
And it doesn't compare to Peles Castle, which has a much nicer interior than Bran's.
But it was still cool to see Dracula's Bazar and Skeleton's Tavern. But I still didn't have evidence of Dracula, so I kept pursuing him in...
Brasov, a medieval Saxon town surrounded by verdant Transylvanian hills, is one of Romania's most visited places. It has the prettiest square I've seen since the Czech Republic.
But still no Dracula. I know, I'll go where he was born...
Like Brasov, Sighisoara is a Saxon medieval town surrounded by hills in Transylvania. But it is more beautiful and less hyped than Brasov, and has a greater amount of perfectly preserved medieval buildings. But what drew me was that within the walls of the medieval citadel lies Dracula's House, in which Vlad Tepes was born in 1431 and reputedly lived until the age of four. It is now a bar and restaurant. Not sure if fresh blood in on the menu.
I arrived late, so I decided to tempt Dracula for the second night in a row. I climbed to the top of Sighisoara, up a dark covered staircase with 172 steps, and camped without a tarp in the cold, damp air next to a Gothic Church. I lay in wait. I only heard the rustling of the leaves.
Although Dracula didn't suck my blood or even stop and say hi, I loved this little town.
Some friendly high school students helped me on the train from Sighisoara to Cluj-Napoca. Even though they had 1st class tickets, they sat with me in the lowly 2nd class seats to keep me company.
After they split, a blonde man with a pony tail left his seat and sat next to me, "It's boring over where I'm sitting and I heard you speaking English. I'm Attila, can I join you?"
I talked with Attila for 2 hours. Despite being stolen from and beaten up by some Roma (gypsies), he's still willing to give them a chance. This is an unusually open minded attitude for a Romanian. Most are very prejudiced against the gypsies (Roma) who are ever present around bus and train stations, begging for money.
Cluj was a beautiful city. Back in Bucharest I had asked a woman named Corina for directions. She was quiet helpful and she offered to tour me around Cluj with her boyfriend. When I finally made it to Cluj, she came though and the three of us had a great night on the town.
They accompanied me to the late night train to Suceava. I was going to meet Bassam, my Jordian stomach doctor. Unfortunately, Bassam's phone was always busy, so we never connected. Maybe he had indigestion.
UNESCO and Lonely Planet rave about the painted monasteries of Southern Bucovina. But I was disappointed. They're nice but I preferred the well maintained Rila Monastery in Bulgaria. The Romanian monasteries need a new paint job.
But one thing is common between the Bulgaria monasteries and Romanian monasteries: the monks are assholes.
It's sad that these ambassadors of God are so rude and unfriendly. I know they're swamped with tourists, but that's no excuse, Mr. Holy Man.
The nuns are nicer though. Fortunately, the Romanian locals are super friendly.
I left Suceava and headed to the university town of Iasi ("Yashi"). At the bus station to the train station two guys named Andrei were extremely helpful (and spoke excellent English too). They invited me to join their classmates during late night train ride to Iasi. We had a wonderful time and at the end one of the Andreis said I could crash in his dorm room.
Like good college kids, we stayed out until 3AM hanging out with some coeds. I crashed on Andrei's floor in my cozy sleeping bag.
Andrei, a chemistry major, skipped his morning class. However, I joined him in his 11AM physics class. This would be my first college-level physics class. And certainly my first class in Romanian.
I don't think I would have understood anything even if it were taught in English. But the stern, fat, old Romanian teacher made it especially tough. Students don't talk. They just take notes all class. It's bad form to not be writing. So I wrote a list called, "The Top 10 Things the Teacher Says During Sex."
Such Top 10 Lists were popular when I was at Harvard Business School. Since I'm sure you're curious, here's a few excerpts of my list:
I passed the list around, which elicited a few chuckles.OK, so it was pretty sophomoric behavior, but I was hanging out with sophomores so I felt justified.
After class, the Andreis gave me a tour of the lovely Iasi.
It was hard to leave. After all, I was fulfilling one of my fantasies: being a college student and not have any homework. But alas, I boarded the bus to Moldova.
Romania was a pleasure because for the first time in nearly 5 months I wasn't illiterate. Their language is Latin based. It's sounds like the
inventor was an Italian living in Russia. They say, "Da" to mean "Yes." But they also say things things like:
"La revedere" - which reminds me of "arrivaderci" or "au revoir" (i.e., "Goodbye")
"Scuzati-mã" - like "scuzi" in Italian or "excuse me."
"Bunã seara" - "Bonna Sera" in Italian or "Good evening."
"Unde este un hotel" - Where is a hotel?
"Pot plãti în monedã localã?" - Can I pay with local currency?
"Unde este biroul pentru bagaje de mânã?" - Where is the left-luggage room?
See, it's fun! What a relief it is to finally understand a few things naturally.
Romanian is the only Latin language in Eastern Europe, as the others generally have a Slavonic origin. Like most of Eastern Europe Romania was part of the Roman Empire. But the tough Romanians resisted the Slavic invaders throughout the ages and stubbornly held onto their language. So they're an island of Latin in Eastern Europe.
Before you get too cocky and think it's easy, try reading this:
"O noua controversa, de putini anticipata modul de ortografiere a monedei unice risca sa umbreasca semnarea Constitutiei UE, eveniment care urmeaza sa aiba loc la Roma, la 29 octombrie. UE a stabilit la inceputul anilor '90 ca moneda unica euro va trebui ortografiata la fel, in orice stat membru. Iata insa ca acum, dupa aderarea, in luna mai, a noi zece state membre, apar dispute legate de transcrierea monedei, chiar daca unele dintre tarile care au obiectii inca nu au trecut la euro. Problema ortografierii monedei a aparut cu cateva saptamani in urma, in timp ce translatorii lucrau la textul final al Constitutiei UE."
They're talking bringing the Euro to Romania, but that's about all I know.
Also, the spoken language is much more tricky to follow than the written one. Nevertheless, traveling is Romania is relatively easy thanks to an abundance of friendly people. To hear the language.
I've been using the Lonely Planet "Eastern Europe" guidebook. It's a thick and heavy tome, so after I exit a country I rip out its section and throw it away. Today my guidebook is extremely thin. This means my Eastern European adventure is drawing to a close.
I'm a bit sad, but happy to have learned about this part of the world so that I can explore new parts soon.
I'm sure you're happy because you'll stop getting long emails from me that you feel slightly guilty for only skimming.
Three countries left to see in three weeks: Moldova, Ukraine, and Turkey.
October 15, 2004
I have a confession to make.
I completely tuned out during the entire Yugoslavian crisis in the late 1990s. I had no idea what was going on. All I heard was "...Bosnians, Serbs, Kosovo, ethnic cleansing, Hercegovina, Slobodan Milosevich, blah blah blah..."
It was just way to complicated for my little brain.
I like following wars when it's easy to identify who are the bad guys and who are the good guys.
NAZIS = BAD GUYS
ALLIES = GOOD GUYS
RUSSIANS = EVIL EMPIRE
AMERICA = GOOD EMPIRE
SADDAM HUSSEIN = BAD GUY
GEORGE BUSH = WELL, MAYBE SOMETIMES IT'S NOT THAT BLACK AND WHITE
But with Yugoslavia it just seemed way too convoluted. So I just ignored it. I know that's irresponsible. I am a bad person. I ought to be cleansed.
But something tells me I wasn't the only American who was oblivious of the details. So here's...
It took me a while and I had to talk to hundreds of people, but I can finally sum up the two root causes to the problem:
1) Intolerance of differences, especially religious differences
2) Inability to forget the past and move on
Many folks in the former Yugoslavia just hate those who are different from them. What's bizarre is that the differences are relatively minor. After all, they speak the same language and look the same. The only real difference is their religion.
So there's your simple summary. If you want an explanation that's above 3rd grade level, read this next section.
First, let's start with a map of the area, because it's easy to get lost in this conflict:
To understand why people bonk each other's heads, it's important to understand their history. My conclusion: all the Yugoslavian problems in the 1990s are the fault of the Romans.
Imperialists like using that term, "Greater..."
With Tito's death in 1985 and the collapse of Soviet Union, Yugoslavia had a civil war in the 1990s.
So far it looks like the Serbs are the bad guys. But I wanted to go to Serbia and hear what they have to say.
It didn't take long to get a mouthful from the Serbs. I got into my overnight train to Belgrade when a guy came in. He asked me when where I was from. I meekly said, "The United States."
"I am from Novi Sad," he said, "and you guys destroyed the three main bridges in my city."
Well that's a great way to start a relationship, I thought.
"Why did we do that?" I asked.
"I don't know. You didn't bomb Belgrade's bridges. But you did bomb the Chinese Embassy."
Yeah, but they had it comin'.... OK, I didn't say that.
He said that aside from the Chinese Embassy, we only struck military targets in Belgrade. I still felt a little bad about bombing Belgrade, at least until I found out that it has been destroyed and rebuilt 40 times in its 2,300 year history.
What's one more sacking between friends?
Many Serbs just don't understand why NATO bombed them. They had a similar reaction that Americans had on Sept 11. They thought, "Hey, what the hell did we do wrong?"
They view their conflict as a civil war. Yugoslavia was breaking apart like the USA during its civil war. The Serbs were simply fighting to preserve the union.
Of course, they wanted to preserve the union because they were dominant. Meanwhile, the rest wanted out, because they were tired of all the tax revenue and centralized decisions were being made by the Serbs in Belgrade.
"I wish Yugoslavia could be like America," he told me. "In America, everybody feels like they're an American, regardless of their race, religion, or language. In Yugoslavia, nobody identifies that strongly with Yugoslavia. They feel they are Croatians first, and Yugoslavian second, for example. Or Bosnians first, and Yugoslavians second."
I was eating a vegetarian restaurant and saw a pregnant woman eating by herself, so I joined her to get her thoughts. She said:
To get more on the Serb perspective, I went to their war museum. Yup, these Serbs are warriors. Just one fight after another. They have a saying in Serbia:
"Koce kome ako ne syoj svome" which means, "Who else am I going to help but my own family."
But they have a twist of the phrase and frequently say, "Who else am I going to assault but my own family."
The most interesting part of the War Museum was the special room devoted to their war in the late 1990s. The exhibit just starts off with a ton of arrows pointed toward Serbia. Planes and stealth fighters are all descending onto poor little Serbia. They show the number of troops and weaponry in NATO vs. those in Serbia to show the ridiculous advantage of NATO. It gives the impression that the first thing that happened was NATO attacked Serbia.
Nothing is mentioned about how they attacked their neighbors. The word Albanian, Kosovo, or Bosnia does not appear anywhere. They make it seem that NATO just attacked them for no good reason. This is what many Serbs believe today.
They show off a piece of the one stealth fighter they shot down, other US equipment they got, and pictures of innocent Serbs killed in the cross fire. They say that NATO used weapons that are prohibited according to international law.
When I press them about the atrocities in Kosovo, they might say, "But those were other Serbs doing that." Or they say, "Yeah, but the Albania and Croats were terrible too."
OK, they might have a point. And maybe the US military descend on Florida if the Latin Americans living there decided to become an independent state. Or if the folks in Florida use those damn punch cards again.
After the war hyperinflation in Serbia hit an record high in the history of Europe! Wow!
So how bad did it get? Two examples:
1) The guy on the train told me that when collected his father's pension, he had to run to the market to use it to buy 25 eggs. If he waited until the next morning, he could only buy ONE egg with the same money.
2) At one point, it was cheaper to use banknotes to paper walls than to buy wallpaper.
I asked Hungarians, Croatians, and a bunch of other people what they think of Serbians. They say they're "aggressive, arrogant, and dominant." A Slovenian said, "They like giving orders and commanding, but they don't like to work hard like us."
At the same time the Serbian on the street were all nice to me, which is pretty amazing considering I come from the country that dropped bombs on them just 5 years ago.
It's not a bad city, but it's not amazing. It has two long pedestrian only streets. A castle district. Some nice buildings. And an endless supply of chain smokers.
As soon as I arrived in Belgrade, Serbia's capital, I was impressed by the level of grumpy looks on people's faces. I hadn't seen such grumpiness since...Belarus.
The city is polluted. Unlike the organized Austrians, the Serbs hardly seem ready to conquer the Balkans. They are struggling just to survive. They're selling off their industries and trying to repair the damage. The young can't leave because nobody wants Serbs.
September 13, 2004
2010 UPDATE: To learn more, listen to my interview with a Serbian in my WanderLearn Podcast.
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