In mid-November 2024, hear me speak at the Extraordinary Travel Festival in Bangkok, Thailand!

This page features 6 videos about Thailand to encourage you to meet me and 200+ extraordinary travelers at the ETF Conference!

1. Why Go To Thailand 

Timeline

00:00 Intro
00:50 History
03:05 Temples
04:10  Islands
05:38 Snorkeling, SCUBA diving, & fish
07:15 Lodging
08:15 People
09:00 Dance & nightlife

This video gives you an exciting overview of Thailand!

You'll learn about Thailand's history, beaches, aquatic sea life, temples, languages, culture, nightlife, and dancing.

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Video script

Welcome to the Land of Smiles! Thailand is a country that tantalizes your taste buds, tickles your senses, and leaves you wondering if you’ve accidentally stepped into a vibrant dream.

Thailand has got to be one of the most aptly named countries on the planet. The “Land of Smiles” delivers grins at every turn with its beautiful scenery, delightfully eccentric cultural experiences, and some of the most blissed-out, friendly people you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for lots of bewildered head-scratching and delighted laughter as you embrace the organized chaos and tongue-in-cheek whimsy that makes traveling here such an endlessly entertaining adventure.

A History with More Spice Than Your Pad Thai

Thailand boasts a history as rich and complex as a bowl of tom yum soup. Kingdoms rose and fell, leaving behind a trail of magnificent temples and enough intrigue to make a soap opera jealous. We won’t bore you with dates (because, let’s face it, remembering your anniversary is hard enough), but here’s the gist: powerful empires, epic battles fought on elephant back (seriously!), and a whole lot of cultural exchange.

The Thais like to refer to their nation as the “Land of the Free” since they proudly managed to avoid getting colonized by myopic European powers who were too distracted trying to invent terrible ideas like bloodsports and obesity.

The origins of this glorious nation trace back to the ancient Sukhothai kingdom, which ruled large swaths of present-day Thailand from the 13th to 15th centuries and essentially laid the groundwork for all the mischief to come. They invented the Thai alphabet, converted the nation to Theravada Buddhism (a spirituality that preaches detachment yet somehow birthed the Muay Thai boxing culture), and kick-started a prolific period of temple construction that persists today.

Thailand maintained a rich, quirky cultural identity through a delightfully convoluted pageant of kingdoms and capitals.

Thailand’s history is like a spicy curry – full of twists, turns, and unexpected ingredients. Imagine a time when Ayutthaya was the New York City of Southeast Asia, bustling with trade, culture, and probably a few epic food fights. Then came the Burmese invasion, like a hangry Godzilla stomping through the city. But fear not! The Thais rebuilt, and today, Ayutthaya’s ruins are a testament to resilience and the importance of investing in sturdy walls.

Thailand’s history is as colorful as its temples and diverse as its cuisine. From ancient civilizations to modern-day monarchy, this country has seen it all.

Fast forward to today, and Thailand is a vibrant mix of tradition and modern life. You’ll find glittering skyscrapers sharing the skyline with ancient temples, monks in saffron robes browsing smartphones, and grandmothers selling mango-sticky rice beside sleek cafes.

The Grand Palace complex is a must-see if only to check off “tour the wildly ornate milieu of one of the world’s most eccentric, propaganda-addicted royal dynasties” from your bucket list. The palace grounds feature the famous Emerald Buddha sculpture - a diminutive jade figure that looks like something you’d win at a county fair but is priceless to Buddhists. Nearby sits the aptly named Wat Pho, home to the epic Reclining Buddha statue that’s so colossal you half expect it to pop up and start rapping about all the golden donuts it ate.

Temples and Religion: Where Buddha Takes Center Stage

Thailand has more temples than there are grains of sand on its beaches. Wat Pho’s reclining Buddha is so chill it’s practically horizontal. And the Grand Palace? It’s like a wedding cake made of gold and gemstones.

As for religion, Thais blend Buddhism with a dash of animism, like adding chili to mango sticky rice. It’s a spiritual cocktail that keeps the universe in balance.

Thailand is steeped in Buddhism, and the magnificent temples testify to the country’s rich spiritual heritage. Wat Pho will leave you speechless with its reclining Buddha and towering golden chedis. In Ayutthaya, explore the crumbling ruins of ancient temples, remnants of a once-great kingdom.

Island Hopping: The Aquatic Adventure

Now, let’s get to the good stuff: the islands! Thailand’s coastline is dotted with gems – Phi Phi, Koh Lanta, Krabi – each offering a slice of paradise. But getting there is half the fun (or mild terror, depending on your seafaring tolerance).

Imagine yourself crammed onto a longtail boat, the wind whipping through your hair (and possibly carrying off your hat). The turquoise water stretches out before you, but don’t get too mesmerized – keep an eye out for the inevitable spray that might leave you looking like a contestant on Wipeout.

Thai’s islands are like a buffet of paradise, and you’re the hungry traveler with a plate (or boat) to fill. The joy of island hopping is like speed dating with beaches – each has its personality. Some are shy and secluded, while others flaunt limestone cliffs and party vibes. And let’s not forget the snorkeling – it’s like attending a marine masquerade ball, where fish wear sequined scales and dance to the rhythm of the tides.

The Andaman islands like Phuket, Ko Phi Phi, Ko Lanta, and Ko Lipe have appeared on approximately one zillion desktop wallpaper screensavers with their sugar sand beaches, cliffs of swirled limestone karsts, and forests of coconut trees casually minding their own bad hair day business. Offshore, the islands offer some of planet Earth’s most insane snorkeling and diving thanks to absurdly vibrant coral reefs and a psychedelically promiscuous marine life community.

Marine Life: More Than Just Nemo

The minute you slip beneath the waves in Thailand, you enter a technicolor wonderland. Let’s talk fish – we’re not talking goldfish crackers here. You’ve got graceful angelfish gliding by and maybe even the occasional grumpy-looking moray eel poking out of a hole.

For the more adventurous, vibrant coral reefs are teeming with life. Picture schools of shimmering blue tangs, trumpetfish with their Pinocchio noses, and perhaps a majestic manta ray gliding past like a giant underwater spaceship.

Underwater, Thailand’s marine life is a kaleidoscope of colors. The Phi Phi islands have emerged as the undisputed snorkelers’ playground thanks to their rockin’ reefs populated by residents like the omnipresent clownfish–yup, the one that found Nemo – but also the elusive seahorse, basically the James Bond of the sea. And then there’s the triggerfish, with a face only a mother could love. But hey, beauty is subjective, right? The coral reefs are like underwater cities, bustling with activity. Remember, don’t touch the coral – it’s like graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

With 4000 km of coastline, Thailand’s incredibly biodiverse marine ecosystems delight snorkelers, divers, and beachgoers alike. The warm, clear waters of the Andaman Sea and Gulf of Thailand allow optimal visibility to witness vivid coral gardens and drifting schools of tropical fish.

Some of the most colorful aquatic life you may spot includes the electric blue-and-yellow regal angelfish, the aptly named clownfish darting in and out of swaying anemones, vibrant parrotfish, and powder blue tang swimming through staghorn coral mazes. Stay very still, and you may even catch sight of free-swimming moray eels slithering across the reefs or skillfully camouflaged scorpionfish.

Luxury Hotels: Where Dreams Come True (and Wallets Cry)

Craving a touch of luxury after your island adventure? Thailand has you covered. We’re talking opulent beachfront resorts with infinity pools that seem to melt into the horizon, private plunge pools big enough to host a pool party, and service so good you might start questioning your ability to tie your own shoes.

The best part? These luxury digs won’t leave you needing a second mortgage. Thailand offers incredible value for money, so you can live like royalty without needing to win the lottery.

Thailand’s luxury hotels redefine opulence. Imagine waking up in a floating villa. Or sipping champagne in a rooftop pool overlooking Bangkok’s skyline – it’s like swimming in liquid stardust. And the spa treatments? They’re so relaxing, you’ll forget your own name.

Friendly People: Hugs, Smiles, and Tuk-Tuk Negotiations

Thais are the friendliest folks on this side of the Milky Way. They’ll greet you with a wai (a respectful bow) and feed you until you waddle..

Thais are renowned for their hospitality, their smiles as warm and welcoming as a bowl of khao tom (chicken rice soup – trust us, it’s amazing). Communication might be a challenge sometimes but don’t worry, a little game of charades goes a long way. Plus, the locals often appreciate the effort, rewarding you with a hearty laugh and maybe even a discount on that souvenir elephant keychain.

Of course, there’s always the grumpy taxi driver, the one who seems to have forgotten the “Land of Smiles” motto. But hey, even grumpy adds flavor to the experience, right?

Dance Performances and Entertainment: Hip-Shaking Extravaganza

Thailand’s dance performances are like a fusion of Cirque du Soleil and a tropical storm. The traditional khon dance tells epic tales of gods, demons, and love triangles. Meanwhile, the ladyboys of Pattaya leave you questioning your hip flexibility. And the nightlife? It’s a neon jungle where cocktails flow like waterfalls, and neon signs promise enlightenment (or at least a blurry selfie).

Thailand’s nightlife is as vibrant as the orchids at every market. Want to be dazzled by elaborate dance performances with glittering costumes and gravity-defying moves? Head to a cabaret show – just be prepared to have your gender stereotypes playfully challenged by the stunning ladyboys.

For something a little more low-key, wander through a night market, where you’ll find street performers juggling fire, musicians filling the air with soulful melodies, and puppet shows that will transport you back to your childhood.

So there you have it – Thailand, where elephants roam, tuk-tuks zigzag, and every street corner smells like a stir-fry adventure. Pack your sense of humor, an empty stomach, and an extra pair of flip-flops – you’re in for a wild ride! ???

Disclaimer: Lonely Planet may or may not endorse this guidebook. But hey, who needs endorsements when you’ve got coconut ice cream? ?

Every country has been colonized or occupied, including Thailand. However, Thailand is one of the handful of countries that did not get formally colonized for an extended period. 
Why?
How?
I answer that question in this 2-minute video.

5. Meeting Elephants in Chiang Mai, Thailand

Get a 3-minute overview of what it's like to feed and kiss elephants in Chiang Mai, Thailand. 

In mid-November 2024, hear me speak at the Extraordinary Travel Festival in Bangkok, Thailand!
https://www.extraordinarytravelfest.com/member/francis-tapon/

TIMELINE
00:00 Intro
00:23 Feeding bananas
01:15 Kissing
02:10 Hung

#elephants #thailandtravel #chiangmaitravel 

6. Extraordinary Travel Festival Host Ric Gazarian Talks About #Thailand & #ETF2

Ric and I talked in Thailand about Thai hospitality, international marriages, and the November 2024 Extraordinary Travel Festival!

In mid-November 2024, hear me speak at the Extraordinary Travel Festival in Bangkok, Thailand!

TIMELINE
00:00 Why Ric lives in Thailand
01:17 Sincerity of Thai hospitality
04:00 International marriages
07:00 ETF 2

#thailand #ETF2 #travel 

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